Archive | September, 2000

OK… who wants to donate

OK… who wants to donate equipment? – programmer will slut for stuff… In looking around the network crammed into this little room I came to an astounding realization. As cool as these boxes are I don’t really need all the CPU cycles. What I NEED are the hard drives. In other words, now that we [...]

The Ultimate Bad Candy Web

The Ultimate Bad Candy Web Site – Chaca Chaca! “…But the smell… I’ll never forget that smell! It burns your nostrils like rancid vomit. I grew angry, like an irrational monkey, that we were going to eat yet another candy made out of Tamarind. I began to thrash around uncontrollably, foaming at the corners of [...]

The Ultimate Bad Candy Web

The Ultimate Bad Candy Web Site – Fruit Salted Plum Suckers! “…Ben reached it first. His eyes watered and began rolling around in his head. His head attempted to withdraw into his neck like a turtle. Jeff immediately followed suit, and a mad rush for the kitchen sink ensued. I was starting to feel a [...]

ABDUCTION DEVICE “…The device works

ABDUCTION DEVICE “…The device works by blocking alien telepathy and mind control, I call my device a “thought screen helmet.” My device consists of a leather helmet lined with layers of special conductive plastic, the same material used to prevent static electricity damage to printed circuit boards.”

Time Cube “…Your midday is

Time Cube “…Your midday is someone else’s midnight, someone else’s sundown and even someone else’s sunup. Do you know that time is a simultaneous 4 corner square that rotates to a 4 day time cube within 1 – 24 hour rotation of Earth? You are educated stupid and unable to know Nature’s 4-Day Time Cube [...]

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